Jason watches MACHETE

And it delivers everything that the "fake" trailer in GRINDHOUSE promised, and more. Danny Trejo killing everyone, bloody revenge, naked chicks, intestines used as ropes, 'splosions, well hidden cell phones, and an evil Steven Seagal. Yeah, it's ludicrous. Yeah, you might as well ignore the "message" of the film (immigrant rights, but you really just want to see the boobies and killing). But you can't ignore the shear concentrated power of awesome here.

Running Time: 105 minutes

My Total Minutes: 207,787